You know, I hate to hear the words, "I told you so;" especially when they are directed at me. Every time I hear them it makes me scream inside with bitter resentment pent up from years of being wrong.
This time it was just too much to bear.
I had spent weeks planning, not to mention a fair chunk of change, in getting my wife and two sweet children there. I'd looked at all the websites and guide books and maps I could get my hands on. I even read the wikipedia history, just to give me some perspective. I had planned to go during the "off-season," which the guide books all said was January-February. Who'd want to go there in the middle of the winter?
Nothing, however, could have prepared me for the worst site-seeing vacation experience of my life to Washington DC last week. It all started when we arrived at the airport two hours early for our flight only to find out that our seats had been resold to the highest bidder based on the shockingly astronomical demand for seats on flights to our nation's capital. They kept saying that everyone was headed to some sort of graduation party or something. I said, "to hell with it", and packed the family into our sedan and we set out for the four hour drive from New York City. It would almost be as fast as flying, really.

Come on, Eldrick.