Thank goodness we made it past Thanksgiving!  I could hardly stand the wait, plus all that twaddle about what we’re thankful for, blah blah blah.  We all know that, I, Command+D am an aggressive, ego-centric, affluenza.  Now that we’re safely into the holiday season, Command+D will spew forth all the things that you the buyer can and must buy to placate Command+D’s penchant for material possession.  What you want does not matter.  The true spirit of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa do not matter.  Nothing else matters!  Behold the list!

1.   Art! Fine Artworks!  All of them!

2.   High-tech time keeping devices!

3.   Explosives!

4.   Innovative camping equipment!

5.   Concept cars!

6.   Amphibious Robot Snake!

7.   Telephoto lenses!

8.   The Moon!

9.   Luxurious gadgets!

10.  A menagerie of exotic animals.

Of course there are many, many, many more items to list, but this will suffice for the time being.  Now off with you all!  Begin letting the blood of your life savings to appease my appetite for the finest things money can buy!

PS - This is not Jeff Larson’s list.  Please do not buy any of these items for him, as he will have no time to use them since he’ll be working double-time to pay for the other items on Command+D’s list.

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