Wow. Chicago didn’t get the Olympics. When that bitter pill fought its way down my throat Thursday morning, I had no choice but to take it. Now, I’m a die-hard Cubs fan*, so I’m used to swallowing...
I really want to love Pandora Radio. It's such a seductive concept: type in the name of your favorite artist or song and she'll analyze it using the Music Gnome Project. Her sophisticated algorithms...
It's Father's Day, it's Father's Day, let's all pretend we care!We’ll buy a tie to celebrate that you were never there!The absent one who paid the bills, today's your day to shine.In spite of all my...
On Monday, a truly earthshaking thing happened. I am referring, of course, to the revelation that Bill O’Rielly is in fact an asshole. This is what I call news. It’s only so often that a 20-year-...