Matt Toder

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Matt is Co-Editor of this fine site. He has lived in New York City for his entire life and has never once touched anything on the subway with his hands. He's just an ordinary man trying to quietly live his life but these damn thoughts keep getting in the way.

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  • Dear Mom, I’m Sorry…
    Dear Mom,I'm sorry, but this just isn't going to work out. In order to make sure that there isn't a big scene, by the time you read this, I'll be gone. Let's be real with each other; this doesn't...
  • RSVP To My Ass
    Now that I’m in my mid-late to late twenties, it seems that everyone around me wants to be very adult. I’m not just talking about not drinking away a Sunday starting at noon and I’m not just talking...
  • Manorexia: A Hipster Health Crisis; A Steve’s Word Investigation
    What started as a fashion statement quickly became an imminent danger. What was once a trend turned into something much more. What used to be just an image is now a cry for help. All throughout the...
  • WiR 4.12.08: Forgiveness at the Charity Stripe
    Before we get into the meat of this Week in Review, I want to take a moment and give a gigantic shout out to us here at Steve's Word. Yes, we rule. And even though we make sure to give each other...
  • A Life in Dulcet Tones
    My ten-year high school reunion is coming up and I can’t wrap my head around it. Maybe that’s because I don’t want to grow up and maybe that’s because I simply can’t grow up.
  • Dating Dealbreakers
    It’s tough trying to navigate the harsh winter that is the dating scene in whatever city you live in. And since we here at Steve’s Word are nothing if not helpful, we’ve put together a little list...
  • Erection Detection
    I’ll never forgive her for this. Here we are supposed to be relaxing, and it’s all going wrong. It seems like everything is right, we’re in a small brick building in the spa wing of a fancy hotel...
  • Thank You for Not Shaving
    Porn stars have been doing it forever. So have strippers. It's a requirement for the faux-amateur sluts on the internet. But, now that pop starlets and movie ingénues have taken to giving their...
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