Matt Toder

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Matt is Co-Editor of this fine site. He has lived in New York City for his entire life and has never once touched anything on the subway with his hands. He's just an ordinary man trying to quietly live his life but these damn thoughts keep getting in the way.

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  • Pick Up Lines for the New Century
    The dating game is changing, and you need to step it up if you want to remain being a player in it.  I know that sounds harsh and severe, but it's the truth.  As I'm sure you've noticed, things are...
  • The Hangover: Apathy Sets In
    I don't know what you do if you're not into sports.  Between playing and watching, I could literally do nothing else with my time and still be really busy.  Let me rephrase, I don't do anything else...
  • The Hangover: The Last Day of Summer
    Welcome to the Hangover, a column aptly named since I have one right now.  Why do I feel the need to get absolutely wasted on Sunday nights?  Well, that's neither here nor there right now.  What is...
  • Things I Learned While Eavesdropping on First Dates
    I live in NYC and because of that, or because of my parenting, I eat out a lot. I can't afford to but I do all the same. Hey, it's cool, my credit card company understands. Anyway, when you eat in...
  • General Thoughts on the Olympics
    Most of the time, when I sit down to write, I don't have too difficult a time getting organized. I like to write an outline, I love using roman numerals. But, for some reason, with this column, I'...
  • On Legacy and a Gunslinger
    Now that the news is not only official but seems to have actually stuck, I have some words about the Brett Favre Soap Opera that has unfolded over the past month. In case you don't care about sports...
  • Ed Weems Hates Me*
    I was innocently cruising our site the other night when I noticed that the same person, the aforementioned Ed Weems, had left several comments on the site. At first, like an a total naif, I was...
  • Thanks for Nothing, Thanks for Everything
    As much as I try to fight it, the future just gets closer and closer. For some that means lots of excitement but for me it means weddings. Many, many weddings. Look, I gave it my all, I really did...
  • Welcome to the Talkosphere
    I was at a movie the other day when a woman sat down next to me five minutes before the film ended. Five minutes. And, as if that wasn’t bad enough, she then started talking. To me. She leaned in...
  • On Roots and Rooting
    It's been a week, but I still might not be able to talk coherently about it. Every once in a while, something comes along and you just can't wrap your head around it in the way that you want to, you...
  • Slice Ain’t Nice: MMA on CBS
    As if the release of Sex and the City: the Movie wasn't enough to get your juices flowing and or get your need for a lobotomy kicked into high gear, CBS ushered in a new frontier of American sport...
  • Flabulous: Fan Girls Flock to Sex and the City
    Don't ever say I don't go all out for you. Believe it or not, I gave up a large portion of my Saturday night so that I could see Sex and the City in a theater full of women. Usually, I hate seeing...
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