Jojo Timmins

Marcus “Jojo” Timmins is the lead guitarist of the Denver Metro Area metal band Hidden Valley Man Ranch 2, formerly known as Hidden Valley Man Ranch. “The Ranch” is available for birthday parties, cocktail parties, Bat Mitzvahs, and high school dances.

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  • Top 10 Diseases I Got this Decade
    Denver Metro Regional Semi-Rock Legend, Jojo Timmins gives us a little insight of all the best diseases of the 2000's. Who better to enlighten us than someone who actually had all the diseases...
  • Fall Fashions for the Frugal Male
    Jojo Timmins is back! If you missed out on his past installments about life as an aging rocker living the dream in the Denver Metro Area be sure to check out his chronicles. In Today's special guest...
  • Monday Hangover - 6.15.09
    what were you most looking forward to this weekend? Look, I’m a simple man with simple desires and an achin’ back that just won’t quit. Truth be told, I was just looking forward to kickin’ back and...
  • Hott Lixx: The Last Post, Part Two
    Well, here it is, my final column for Steve's Word. I gotta tell 'ya, it's been a real trip. Almost as good as a cold Busch Light on a bright Denver spring day, without the subsequent headache,...
  • Hott Lixx: The Last Post, Part One
    Well, since next week is gonna be the final installment of Hott Lixx, and therefore I'll be jobless again in 8 days' time, a couple days ago I took a little initiative and hit the streets of East...
  • Hott Lixx: I Think I Smell a Raton
    Hey folks. After the outpouring of support I got last week after posting Chapter Seven of my three-part novel, PESCADITO! One Boy's Journey on a Colombian Fishing Jitney, I figured, what the heck, I'...
  • Hott Lixx: Fishing For Revenge
    Well, Ranch Hands, my time as a guest blogger here at Steve's Word is nearing its end. But before I limp down East Colfax into the sweet, honey-gold Denver sunset, this week I'd like to share an...
  • Hott Lixx: I got scammmed (sic)
    So there I was, a typical Friday night, few months back, sitting on the good corner of my futon in my birthday suit, surfin' the wonder that is the Internet, virtually cruisin' for trim. I go to my...
  • Hott Lixx: Went on a Date
    Life is strange. It's like a seesaw of emotion, with glee on one side and sorrow the other, and sexual intercourse acting as the fulcrum. I gotta be honest: things have been better. I guess you could...
  • Hott Lixx: Infinitesimal Passion
    Passion is a multi-layered cake. Setbacks for raisins, Love for flour, and sweet, sweet sexual tension for frosting. Although I'm getting older and it's harder for me to sit up in bed so I bought an...
  • Hott Lixx: My Bum Hip
    I got a bum hip. It all started back in 1983. I gotta admit it - although nowadays I'm wowin' em, in those days, I was a bit awkward around the ladies. The really hard part about dating (or, as I...
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