Jeff Larson

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Jeff lends a hand around here in all sorts of ways. He contributes under his own name, but he is not so secretly Command+D and Buenos the Cat. Jeff is also a key member of the Steve's Word video production arm.

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  • The Decade in Politics
    From a electing as president a bumbling, underachieving, overprivileged bafoon who set our progress back an incalculable number of years to electing a Black, Muslim who wasn't even born in this...
  • Ultimate Fighting Championship Taught Me Conservatives Are Right
    "All warfare is based on deception.  Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away;...
  • Monday Hangover - 8.10.09
    - What were you most looking forward to this weekend? I really wanted to rent a Zipcar and haul some bullshit to the Goodwill, but unfortunately for me I was too broke to afford it so my stuff will...
  • How Beautiful
    Today I'm on the road in my home state of Colorado. The road we're on is a very familiar stretch of Interstate 70 from my home town of Grand Junction to Denver. I've literally traveled it every year...
  • Monday Hangover Questionnaire
    Our hope is that one day this questionnaire will be as famous as the bullshit questionnaire that James Lipton asks at the end of 'Inside the Actors' Studio'. - What about the previous work week were...
  • All My Nightmares Are Real
    You know, I hate to hear the words, "I told you so;" especially when they are directed at me.  Every time I hear them it makes me scream inside with bitter resentment pent up from years of being...
  • Why You Should Bother Going to the Inauguration
    On Thursday, Barack Obama was certified by Congress as the 44th President of the United States of America. This is a tremendous deal, a fucking gigantic deal!  When was the last time you can name...
  • Bonding
    I saw the latest Bond film, Quantum of Solace, last night.  I felt Daniel Craig like it was me on the screen.  Verdict: Bitchin'! Now before you go hatin' on me for such brazen language, allow me to...
  • Debate Prep: Remember Your Frames!
    We're all gathering tonight at Tim's house to watch the debates and it's bound to be a doozy.  With the two presidential candidates, Barack "Hope" Obama and John "I've-Crashed-Three-Or-Four-Airplanes...
  • People I Should Apologize to for Being so High
    (Editor's Note: This piece has been edited down from a longer version. The original piece was over twelve pages long. The following contains the most coherent excerpts.) Well, here I am again. It'...
  • Dear Health Valley,
    Editors Note: This is a real and actual letter that Jeff wrote out of anger to the Health Valley corporation. We all found it so hilarious that we thought it would be a great way to begin "The Week...
  • WiR 4.27.08: Ants Stumping
    This week was a big week for the democratic process all over the world, and a cause for celebration! We had all sorts of victories and a few crushing defeats. Join me for the highs and lows of our...
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