Elle Scoots

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Elle joined our site with the 1st Annual Beer Bracket and has remained an important member to the team. Look for her new recurring column "Top 5" this Fall. Elle resides somewhere in the Delaware Valley and drives a nifty '94 Geo Prism.


Articles by this Author

  • Top 5 Reasons Avatar is Awesome
    Avatar would be a great way to kick-off any year and the fact that it coincided with my movie watching resolution just added to my enchantment. If you have not yet had the joy of seeing this movie,...
  • The Dirty Situation
    MTV's Jersey Shore is an unnatural disaster destroying everything in its wake. But why is it so captivating? Elle Scoots aims to find out.
  • Top 5 Reasons to Love Rock Band
    Elle Scoots loves Rock Band, and after the latest Top 5, you will too. At least in a philosophical sense.
  • Top 5 Things To Do When Home for the Holidays
    I spent this past Thanksgiving traveling to-and-fro in order to accrue some quality face time with various family members. These are the Top 5 Things to do when you are Home for the Holidays.
  • Top 5 Things About Thanksgiving
    Forget your natural cynicism and just accept that Thanksgiving is awesome. Elle Scoots has 5 great pieces of evidence.
  • Top 5 Words of Wisdom
    In this week's Top 5, Elle Scoots changes course completely from last week and gives us a list of words of wisdom that are actually wise.
  • Top 5 Words of Crap
    Sometimes people just need to face the facts and stop dishing out positive sentiment where it doesn't exist. If you find that hard to swallow, don't worry; this week's Top 5 is here to gulp it down...
  • Top 5 Reasons to Dress Up for Halloween
    Sure, the most popular costumes these days are Sexy "fill-in-the-blanks" and I think that type of costume definitely has its benefits, but it doesn't always have to be about the skin. There are...
  • Top 5 Pieces of Advice from My Mother
    Just because you love her, doesn't mean your mom doesn't make you insane. In this week's Top 5 list, Elle Scoots gives us the pieces of advice from her mom that she could live without.
  • Top 5 Vampires
    Vampires are so cold they are hot right now. Kinda like frost bite. I thought they deserved a top five before their fifteen minutes of fame are up. Although, they are vampires so I guess they get...
  • Top 5 Types of Makeovers
    Every Tuesday Elle Scoots will be giving us a new Top 5 of her choosing. This week: Top 5 Types of Makeovers. Not specific makeovers of people who have gone from fugly to just ugly but types of...
  • Pooping in Peace
    “Extreme Peeing in Public,” posted earlier this summer, was well received by the Steve’s Word audience and is a great guideline for those with penises and peeing problems.  I agree that one’s dire...
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