Buenos the Cat

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Buenos that Cat is our advice columnist. Despite his insatiable appetite for human waste and human byproducts, he doles out some pretty useful information. Look for his columns every other Thursday.

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  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Hey Buenos, I spent most of my youth working at construction sites and developed a few unlucky souvenirs like a bad back and ton of moles on my face and arms.  The other day I put my back out again...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    I lost my job last week and I'm preparing for being unemployed.  It's a tricky thing because as a hedge fund manager I developed a taste for the finer things in life like caviar and champagne.  I...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    My longtime boyfriend and I have just gotten engaged to be married!  I'm very excited about it and I know he is too.  Part of my excitement is that I have always wished I could change my last name,...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Buenos, help me!  My nine-year-old boy, Walter, went missing months ago from our little house in Los Angeles and now the police have given me another child and insisted that this new boy is my son,...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    What is the proper etiquette for bringing your laptop into the sh****er[bathroom]?
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    My boyfriend is a psychotic sports fan.  What's wrong with him?  Is there anything that can be done to help him?  - Mary in Scranton Sometimes when I've gotten into a particularly pungent loot or...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    A friend and I went to a movie together a few weeks ago.  I arrived at the theater first and bought both tickets.  When my friend arrived, he said that he would pay me back for it.  This was three...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Editor's Note:  Please give a warm Steve's Word welcome to Buenos the Cat and his new column devoted to answering all those tricky questions about life and living it up here in the real world.  After...
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