Buenos the Cat

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Buenos that Cat is our advice columnist. Despite his insatiable appetite for human waste and human byproducts, he doles out some pretty useful information. Look for his columns every other Thursday.

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  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Dear Buenos, I've been working a dead-end job for years at the convenience store down the road from my house and I'm really thinking about quitting.  I don't have any savings and yet I find myself...
  • Ask Mr Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Hi Buenos, I have two questions for you.  1) My hair looks best spiky, but no guys are wearing spiky hair anymore.  (Well, except for Chelsea gays, but I am much more interesting than them.)  What...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Buenos, do you have any thoughts on the current Supreme Court Nominee, Judge Sonia Sotomayor?  I've heard a great deal about "identity politics" and how she's a "reverse racist" and stuff like that...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Buenos, what are the "cool" or "hip" places in NYC to hang out and be seen?  I usually know, but I've been away for a few months so I'll defer to you on this one!
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Hi there Buenos, how you doing?  Listen, I'm working my ass off haulin' who-knows-what all over the country.  I do pretty good too, good enough to send a little something back to my baby's mom every...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Hey Buenos, I've got a pretty serious problem.  I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.  It's driving me crazy and I can't stand the thought of her with another guy.  The worst part is I'm not sure...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    As you may have heard, there's all this talk in the news about Swine Flu and I'm nervous to eat anything pig-based.  I already don't eat cow or any type of bird for fear of Mad Cow Disease or Avian...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Dear Mr. Buenos, I live a blessed life in the little hamlet of Sioux City, Iowa with my wonderful wife and my two beautiful children.  I have a decent job selling car insurance and a network of...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    I just started dating a really great guy.  In fact, I wouldn't say we've been moving too fast but in less than two weeks we're constantly spending the night at each other's houses.  My only problem...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    Hello Buenos, My roommate is a disgusting pig. She lets her dirty dishes pile up for weeks, lets her food go moldy in the fridge, gets hair dye stains all over the bathroom, and leaves her dirty...
  • Ask Mr. Manners, with Buenos the Cat
    I've been living in the Northwest for about 6 months now, and gone on a handful of what I thought were dates with who I thought were fine gentlemen.  In more than one instance, however, I found out...
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