First off, I’m not balding; I just have a long forehead. Secondly, balding is a celebration of manhood. Only man has the innate ability to shed the burdensome wool helmet widely known as hair. Let’s face it. Hair is about as convenient as a June bug gettin’ into your chickenfeed. You have to wash it, comb it, gel it, frost it and for what?

How’s it hanging, you guys?? TJ here, first-time web logger (weblogomist?) and official New Yorker for two whole weeks now! In addition to reporting on what’s cool ‘round ‘town, I’ll be sharing all the interesting observations I’ll be having. Let’s get the party started!

Okay, we’ll start the party in a sec -- first, some stuff about me! I’m 24, recently college graduated with a B.A.

It’s been over two years since my last serious relationship and I feel that it would be beneficial to get all of my flaws out on paper so that I can pinpoint the main reason why I am inept in the dating/courting arena.

Following the launch of this illustrious website we were inundated with a deluge of praise and countless offers of sexual favors, which we graciously accepted. However, to be fair, there were a few criticisms. One of them being that the site was too male. Fair ‘nough.