Monday Hangover Questionnaire

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stk.pngFor this week's Hangover, we're joined by contributor Caren Colodny.  To check out her previous Steve's Word columns, click here and here.

- What about the previous work week were you most looking forward to getting away from?

My industry, as a whole.
 - What were you most looking forward to this weekend?

STK, an über-hip downtown steak house.

- What was the biggest disappointment of the weekend?

STK, an über-hip downtown steak house.

- When was your first orgasm this weekend? Self-Inflicted or otherwise induced?  How is your sex life anyway?

Let's just say someone was satisfied at 598 President street.

- Review a TV Episode, Movie, Book, Article, Restaurant (or Meal), or Sporting event in one sentence?

Better Off Ted sucked....however,  I am quite relieved as my DVR can't handle another show!

- Did you leave your town?

If you consider Queens, then yes.

- What project didn't you get to this weekend that you've been meaning to do forever?

Refer to question #4

- What's the funniest thing you heard or saw this week?

Walking around Sunday afternoon, I attempted to pet a cute dog only to be told that the experience of meeting a stranger on Smith Street was "too stressful" for the dog.  Good thing they were hanging out on Smith Street.

- What's the unfunniest thing you witnessed this week?

My future mother-in-law's uncanny ability to create 'guilt tears.'

- Did you do anything this weekend you've never done before? If, "yes", summarize in one sentence.

I was part of a minyan for a Jewish unveiling.

- What was your biggest time waster this weekend?

Waiting for the M/R at the Union Street stop for a ridiculous 30 minutes on a fucking Saturday night at 8pm. And they have the nerve to raise the fare again?

- "Just throwing that out there." Go ahead, just throw something out there. Anything. Anything at all.

If it really bothered you that much then maybe you belong in the Special Olympics.

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