Monday Hangover - 7.6.09

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enceladusAny additions to your netflix queue?

Meatballs III, Caddyshack II, and Atonement

How's that big life decision going?

It’s going great!  I’m still a virgin!

What story from the current news cycle is bugging you?

Stfu about Enceladus already.

What's the single most annoying thing you had to deal with this weekend?

Hot girls trying to have sex with me and ruin my big life decision.

Review a movie, tv episode, book, article, restaurant (or meal) or sporting event in one sentence (the one sentence part is pretty loose).

I wanted to say something about Transformers 2 and Glen Beck and camel toe here...but I couldn't think of what to say yet.

Did you leave your town?

It left me.  :(

 What was the funniest thing you heard or saw this weekend?

A guy playing with himself on the subway.

What was the unfunniest thing you heard or saw this weekend?

A guy staring at me while playing with himself on the subway.

1 Comment

  • 1

    This is brilliant.

    But may I suggest you check out the straight-to-DVD sequel to Atonement -- Atonement II: Expiation Boogaloo.

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