Hey there Command+D'ers of the world.  Now that we've all calmed a bit from the temporary INSANITY here at Stevesword, Command+D is here to get your head back in the game and teach you some important life skills.  That's right, Command+D's about to drop some knowledge on your numb-skulls in the only way I can express myself fluently, in the language of the internet link. Who doesn't like a quick and easy guide to tasks you've never needed to know about?  Well, if you don't know the answer to that simple question, I suggest that you read on.  It was a rhetorical question, you halfwits!  That was the first lesson of the day.  Now keep up! Open your ears, your eyes, and your brains and prepare to upload Command+D XXVIII: The How To Edition! 1.   How to disappear! 2.   How to make other things disappear!  I might be giving up a few of my own secrets here so soak it up, twits! 3.   How to become a ninja! 4.   How to become so, so, so, much more than a ninja! 5.   How to tear a penny in half -- with your bare hands! 6.   Don't have any hydrochloric acid?  Don't have the skills for any of 1 through 5?  Okay let's back it up a little bit and start easy.  (PS-Command+D does not endorse or approve of jokes about race, ethnicity, gender, orientation, or hair color.  He does, however, enjoy making fun of you and your pea-brain!) 7.   Maybe you just want to get excited about doing something like "homestead," but not really know too much about how to do it?  Click here! 8.   Okay, enough fluffy stuff.  Now its time to learn some really important info. 9.   And if you always wanted to know how to draw quasi-pornographic eyes, now you can know.  This site actually IS safe for work, though you might notice the other dorks getting more than a little aroused. 10. Finally, if you don't already know, THIS is how you make bread. Don't say that Command+D never did anything for you!  Now what exactly did you learn from this exercise?  Perhaps the greatest lesson to learn is that it's not just what you want to know but in what way you ask the question.