Editors Note - As you might have noticed, Buenos the Cat and Command+D have gotten a little shifted around due to the Beer Bracket. So we've come to the mutual decision (between Steve, Buenos, and Command+D) to alternate these two weekly columns for the next several weeks. This week we're giving the spotlight to Command+D, but tune in next week for more insight from Buenos the Cat. Blah blah blah. As you can see here, fellow Command+D'ers we've been forced onto the stage with a goddamn cat! I say, "blah!" I think it's about all that Steve thinks Command+D is good for; spitting out hilarious links week-in and week-out. Obviously my pithy comments and clear-headed analysis of all things internet don't mean that much since I've got to split our time here with some immigrant/fool cat blathering reactionary "advice." There, got that out of my system! You know it's hard for someone with my clear talents to share the spotlight, so I thought I would take this week to meditate a little on show business. Don't worry (Steve), I won't say too much! Here are your links, sans Command+D's input! 1. Here are some abandoned theaters. Who cares? 2. This lady got a tattoo for money. Whoopty shit! 3. These guys put a camera in space for like 5 bucks. 4. Disney is cheap. AKA they recycle. 5. I'm the vendor. Steve's the client. (Buenos is the dipshit reading this). 6. This little person must know what sharing a stage is like. 7. David Lynch has the right idea. Why hire actors? 8. Explosions + Boobs = Lowest Common Denominator 9. This kid knows something about pencils... and beats. 10. Finally some REAL old school entertainment. Blah. See you in two weeks, you damn cats.
Come on, Eldrick.