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buenosheadshot01.jpgWhat is the proper etiquette for bringing your laptop into the sh****er[bathroom]? - Boston Busy-Body

Who cares as long as you are still doing your business and leaving behind some treats for me!?  Just kidding BBB, I have to say that I have always been fascinated by the water litter box you humans use that you call the "toilet."  The part that I am most surprised by is the way that usually you press the little lever and flush all that good stuff away. The noise frightens me too, while simultaneously arousing my feline curiosity.  I look at the water disappear down that dark hole carrying all the goodies away.  Where does it go?  The Buenos cannot say.  It seems like an awful waste, not to mention that it is very loud and unpleasant for you if you are video/audio chatting with your friends, co-workers, or family on your laptop.  If you have never had a cat before, let the Buenos tell you that we do it a little differently. There is a certain box in our apartment filled with a gravely sand called litter and whenever I'm near it I'm compelled to climb into the box and relieve my cat bladder and bowels.  I'm not sure what it is. Maybe the scent of the litter has a diuretic effect?  Anyway, after I'm done, I gently cover my leavings with more of the fragrant litter and viola, I'm done!  I have the treat all buried in the litter in case I feel like a snack later and the whole process is very quiet and discrete.  Maybe you should look into it, BBB.  If you aren't video/audio chatting, then I suppose the etiquette is up to you, since no one will know if you bring it into the toilet or not!

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